Les citations de séries en VO c'est ici !!!! enjoy

Les meilleures citations de Bart !!! Laquelle vous préférez ?


" I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you? "

"Don't have a cow, man. "

"Eat my shorts. "

"Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid! "

"Cool, I broke his brain! "

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures. "

"What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"

Pour mener à bien son projet d'évasion, Michael a du faire croire qu'il était marié. Sara, tombé sus le charme de Michael (et la comprend très bien !!!!) est dégoutée!

" Sara :- So, you're married.
Michael: - Well, not in the traditional sense of the word.
- Michael, we're both adults, put your cards on the table... Ok, i'll go first. As one of the very few women around here, I'm used to a certain amount of innuendo and flirtation being thrown my way ... I'm not used to enjoy it...
- Look, Sara...
- It's Dr Tancredi and please let me finish. I'm not a jealous woman but i'm a careful one. And for some reason, when I'm around you, i'm not careful.
- you don't have to be.
- Yes I do. There's so many questions surrounded you, Michael. there are way too many. So here's the deal : from now on, your shots; medical concerns they're all fine, as long as it's doctor / patient but personal questions and favours of any kind are no longer part of our relationship.

Puisque Sara trouve que les fleurs se fanent trop vite, notre petit chou international lui a "fabriqué" une fleur en papier... qu'elle garde !

" M - you kept it.
ST - Kept what ?
-the flower.
- I'm a pack rat. i never throw anything out.
- Yaeh. All this clutter, it's overwhelming.
- You should see my apartment.
- Whaou ! Haven't even had our first date yet and you're already inviting me in ! I thought you were a nice girl.
- Michael, we all know how nice girls finish last.
- So where do you finish ?
- That depends on where I start !"

J'ai découvert cette série il y a pas très longtemps et c'est vraiment génial, et le notre petit "Wenty", comment vous le trouvez les filles, hein ????? MAGNIFIQUE
Dailleurs voici quelques dialogues entre Sara Tancredi, l'infirmière et michael Scoffield... quel beau couple


" M - Nice flowers.
S.T. - Right
- Do we have an admirer ?
- They're from my father
- What's the occasion ?
- It's my birthday
- Today ?
- mmm
- happy birthday (il est magnifique quand il dit ça !!!lol)
- thank you
- OK
- mmmm ?
- Nothing. Birthday's aren't usually a sore subject, that's all. Unless the celebrant is feeling her age, which I don't see how you could be.
- I'm 29 years old michale, I'm not feeling my age. It's justout of those 29 birthdays my father has managed to see me on precisely 6 of them. So, I get flowers instead. Flowers that end up dead and in the trash a week later. That sounded bitter, hum ?
- Kind of."

" M - You threw away your flowers
ST- Like I said, they don't last.
-I don't think they're dead yet.
- I don't like getting attached to things if I know they won't last.
- Why are you so cynical ?
- I think there's cynism and ther's realism.
- And there's optimism. Hope.Faith"

Roméo : " tybalt, the reason I have to love thee doth much excuse the apartening to such a greeting. Villain am I none. Therefore, farewell. I see thou knowest mend. I do protest , I never injured thee, but love thee better than you can't devise. Till thou shall know the reason of my love. And so good capulet, who's name I tender as dearly as mine own, be satisfied."

C'est du vieil anglais !